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<i>♪ MTV ♪</i>

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Yeah, the woods sucks.

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It's, like, full of trees.

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Shut up, dumbass.

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Hector said there's
a naked swimming hole

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out here somewhere.

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I know, but, um,
I think we're lost.

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We passed that tree,
like, three times already.

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Trees all look
the same, dumbass.

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Not that one.

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It's got a butthole.
See?

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Check it out.

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Oh, yeah.

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Well, good job, asswipe.

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Now we're lost.

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How is anyone ever
gonna find us out here?

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<i>♪ Up here in the sky ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Up here I feel free ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Up here with the eagles ♪</i>

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<i>♪ My glider and me ♪</i>

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Whoa.

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Beavis, we gotta get that
guy's attention somehow.

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Yeah, and let him know
he sucks!

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You suck!

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Yeah.

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You suck really bad.

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You sing like a butthole!

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Beavis?

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Butt-Head?

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Hello, boys.

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I'm up here flying
with the eagle--

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Ah! Ahh!

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Oh.

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Ah.

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Whoa.

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It's Van Driessen.

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Oh, yeah.

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Ugh, boys.

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My leg is broken.

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You need to carry me
to get medical attention.

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Oh.

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Uh, no.

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Yeah, we're lost.

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So, like, um--
so we don't want to.

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Boys...

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I had hoped to rely on
your basic human decency.

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You'll find none
of that here, sir.

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But you're lost, and I know
the way out of the woods.

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You need me
as much as I need you.

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Uh, oh, yeah.

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Needing people sucks.

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Yeah, yeah, really.

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<i>Whoa.</i>

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<i>That's JJ Escobar.</i>

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<i>Yeah, yeah.</i>

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Who's JJ Escobar?

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Uh, I don't know.

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<i>Some fat guy with
a sock on his head.</i>

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<i>Yeah, yeah, cool.</i>

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Backyard wrestling kicks ass.

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<i>Yeah.</i>

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<i>And he's holding it.</i>

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Come on up here.

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<i>That's the Grand Prix
trophy!</i>

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<i>That's the hardcore
Grand Prix trophy!</i>

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That's the Grand Prix trophy!

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That's the hardcore
Grand Prix trophy!

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<i>This kicks ass, though.</i>

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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.</i>

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<i>It sure does.</i>

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<i>This is the calm
before the ass-kicking.</i>

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<i>Oh, yeah, yeah.</i>

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Ooh, this could get good.

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<i>Yeah.</i>

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<i>Yeah! There it is.</i>

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<i>Yeah. Go, go!</i>

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<i>Yeah.
- Yeah.</i>

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<i>That's what I'm talking about.</i>

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<i>Yeah, there you go.
There you go.</i>

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<i>Yeah, yeah.</i>

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<i>Ooh, yes.</i>

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<i>Ooh, this could get good,
Butt-Head.</i>

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<i>Oh, my God.
This is not going to be good.</i>

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<i>- Yes!
- Yes.</i>

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<i>Ooh, yeah.</i>

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That absolutely kicked ass.

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Yeah, yeah.

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<i>You know, it almost looked
like he jumped off on purpose.</i>

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<i>And then he landed
in those boxes that</i>

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<i>just happened to be there.

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<i>That's cool.</i>

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<i>You know, um--
you know, Butt-Head,</i>

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<i>that's what I love about
this sport, you know?</i>

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<i>It doesn't give back
to the community, you know?</i>

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<i>Yeah.

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<i>That kicks ass.</i>

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Think anyone's gonna
call the police?

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Someone will probably,
like, call 911

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<i>and be like, uh, hello, 911?</i>

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<i>This is cool.</i>

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<i>Come down here
and check this out.</i>

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<i>Yeah, yeah.</i>

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This is so cool,

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it's an emergency.

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<i>Get down here immediately.

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<i>Just bring the guy
with the heart attack.</i>

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<i>He'll want to die here</i>

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<i>more than wherever
the hell you are.</i>

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<i>Trust me.

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He'll wish this was
the last thing he saw

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instead of his dumb life
flashing before his eyes.

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Then she's like,
"OK, sir, I'm sending

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the fire department because
they like to party too."

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It's like...

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Uh, yeah, One Adam 12,
we got a 69, 69.

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Something cool is
happening, over.

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I'm gonna go in there
and drink some beers, over.

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<i>No, Adam 12,
wait for backup.</i>

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We're coming in with a keg.

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<i>You know what kicks ass?</i>

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<i>Every single person you see
here is breaking parole.</i>

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Yeah.

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<i>He looks like your mom
fumbling around the kitchen</i>

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<i>at night looking
for some beer.</i>

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Like in between sessions.</i>

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<i>Oh, yeah.</i>

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<i>Yeah, the truth hurts,
you know?</i>

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This is known as
an old growth forest,

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which is crucial for wildlife--

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This sucks.

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He just goes on and on.

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It's too bad he didn't
break his mouth.

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Jesus.

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Here, you'll notice

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an interesting species
of tree moss.

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The Indigenous people--

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Hey, Butt-Head.

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He's gone.

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Ah! Ah!

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Ah! Somebody!

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Uh, there he is.

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He's taking a nap.

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Yeah, look at him.

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He's just lazy.

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He just lays there.

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Just, like, pull him
over here with a stick.

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Pull him.

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Yeah.

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Come on.

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Put some muscle into it.

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Jesus!

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It's like he doesn't
even wanna be rescued.

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Come on.

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Butt-Head, my arms are tired.

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Me, too.

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Uh, I think it'd be easier

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if we were, like,
both on one side.

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Oh, yeah, yeah.

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Set this down.

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Oh!

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There we go.

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Oh, ow, ah.
Ooh.

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Ah, ah.
- That's better.

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Um, boys?

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Ah.

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Oh, ah! Ah!

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Carrying one side together
was a good idea.

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It's a lot lighter.

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Yeah.

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Hey, Van Driessen,
how much longer--

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uh, damn it.

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What's wrong
with that butthole?

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Yeah, yeah, really.

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You had one job, you know?

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Boys, it's late,

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so you're going to need
to forage for food.

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OK?

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This book will help identify
the safe edible plants.

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Uh, this sucks.

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I don't see any food.

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Whoa!

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Check it out.

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It looks like a schlong.

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Is this thing, um, edible?

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Uh, let's see.

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Uh, there it is.

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And skulls are cool.

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Yeah, that must mean
it's cool to eat.

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Yeah.

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Uh, here you go.

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Yeah, it should taste cool.

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Yeah.

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Now we're going to go
look for food

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that doesn't look
like a schlong.

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Whoo, check it out, Butt-Head!

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Let's go back
and get Van Driessen.

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Don't be stupid, Beavis.

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He said he needed
medical attention.

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This is a restaurant.

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Oh, yeah, yeah.

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Oh.

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Uh, we brought you back
some of our extra tacos.

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Yeah, you owe us $12.

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I don't feel
up to eating, boys.

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Uh, is it because
you only like food

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that looks like a schlong?

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No, I'm very ill.

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I have vomiting and diarrhea.

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Whoa, cool.

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Yeah, Van Driessen kicks ass.

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Yeah.

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Let's just put the extra tacos
in his pockets,

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and then he can eat them later.

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Boys, that might not be
a good idea,

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because these woods are
a habitat for--

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Ah!

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Hey, bear, no.

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Kick-ass.

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- Whoa!
- Ah!

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No!

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Do something!

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Distract him.

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Well, see you later.

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The bear's probably
taking Van Driessen

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to go get medical attention,
you know?

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Yeah.

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Van Driessen is, like,
friends with nature.

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Um, so, like,
how do we get home?

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Uh, we can't go home, dumbass.

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We gotta find that
naked swimming hole.

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Oh, yeah, yeah.

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Yeah, naked.

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Almost forgot.

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Whoa!

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There's that tree again
with the butthole.

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We're back on track.